Rules of the Bar
Leave your guns out in your truck
Come on in and sit down and buck up to the bar and help us sing along
We dont shoot no guns in this honky tonk
Buy the guitar band a beer this place aint no place for a Queer
We dont play that sh*t around here,
Hell we just dont no sir we like boy/girl sex in this honky tonk .
And in this honky tonk we got us a juke box in the back
We got every beer you can think of here and every liquor from jim to Jack.
And You can smoke a joint in the bathroom hell just be sure you dont get
Caught cause we dont pay no bail in this honky tonk.